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12.06.2025 04:25
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Lighter than normal WWDC expected without significant Apple Intelligence uprgrades - AppleInsider
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
No go.
Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
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So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Magic unveil new logos, uniforms, courts in long-awaited rebrand - Orlando Sentinel
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Taking a realistic look at terraforming Mars - Phys.org
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
What can help me fall asleep at night?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...